Fujah - America's Stories - Missouri Culture

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Once upon a Time the word CLASS actually referenced more than where you were between 9 and 10:45 AM.


OK Really? Picture this: wanting to spend you time you decide to dress to the 10’s! BFFs in tow you arrive at the latest get your groove on gathering.  Fully aware that your entrance has received attention, it’s time to party. Two dances later a slight brush to your rump gets your attention but you  blow it off. Within 10 seconds another. You move to see the neandrathal who just violated you. You ingore him and return to your friends. Being a person of NO social graces or CLASS he continues his persuit. What happens next not only surprises him but the Frat boys he’s with fall out of their seats laughing at his peril. In one move you have reduce his ego to what he really is - a looser - on his knees crying out in pain as the audience applaudes!

Ever see the movie the 5th Element - Never With Out Permission!

SELF-DEFENSE 101 - During your groove here's what you do. Face the offender and in a firm way tell him to keep his hands off of you and to leave you alone!!  Make sure people hear you. Turn away. If he violates you again turn and kick him in the sweets. It's that simple. Unless he's wearing a cup supporter - which is unlikely - he will go down like a Buck getting hit by .338 MM round.

Say what you want to offender as the bouncers remove him from the club. Be careful not to leave the club alone after your groove is over. Ask the Bouncer to escort you and your BFFs to your car. They will oblige for the simple reason they played a part in protecting you when they removed the violator from the club. And besides, who wouldn't want to help a beautiful lady in distress.

FWI to the guys with NO Class: Some of the most beautiful creatures in creation have a deadly bite and never touch a woman without permission!